Made pledges do push ups and everytime they went down they had to smell my Sperrys. Teaching them what fratting hard smells like. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Does anyone know where my iphone, keys or jacket are? The jacket is a large black Mountain Hardwear fleece, the keys are grey Jeep keys with a Spec's card and Delt medal on them. I'm serious. TFM. Kevin15 years ago
Got assigned to write a paper on Global Warming. Instead I wrote about how Global warming is a hoax and that instead of worrying about melting ice, I'd rather drive my 8 mpg truck, check my oil stock, and watch Fox News. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Sorority semi-formal. A fifth of Makers for two is the definition of romance. TFM. Broseph Goebbels15 years ago