The amount of effort you give getting her into bed far outweighing the amount of effort you give once you're there. TFM. nfollett311 years ago
Having to resist the urge to pee off the back deck of your house while back home for the holidays. TFM. PursuitofFrattiness911 years ago
Your senile grandfather asking his grandkids, "Who do you know here?" at Thanksgiving dinner. TFM. ijustcameheretofrat11 years ago
Calling up the local news station to ask if they're covering your intramural championship game. TFM. starsandstripes9411 years ago