My state borders the Gulf of Mexico and isn't the poorest, fattest, most illiterate state in the Union. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Saw a pledge wearing a Bill White sticker at dinner. He'll be spending election day in the basement until the polls close to make sure he can't vote for that liberal. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I went to my sorostitutes apartment last night for the first time. She quickly stopped me before we started having sex and asked if i had protection. Of course I didn't. We ended up fucking anyway. TFM. 186015 years ago
I kicked the out of town slampiece out of the fratcastle and told her not to come back below the Mason-Dixon line until she learns how to swallow and make sweet tea. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Woke up on the 1st fairway at the Marriot in Kingsport, TN at 4 a.m. getting sprayed by the irrigation. TFM. Otter15 years ago