I am CEO of 5 corporations that only exist on paper. None of them do anythiing except funnel money to the Republican Party. TFM Frat15015 years ago
Stayed at the bar till 2 being a beer mule then gave up my slampiece to an alumni so he would sign my book. TPM Anonymous15 years ago
Throwing up in front of the Campus Tours for high schoolers and their parents on a Thursday morning. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I was going to make up an outlandish story about how big my trust fund is or living next door to George W. Bush, but I decided to keep fratting. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago