I was always taught that if you can't tie a real bowtie then you might as well be illiterate. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Having sex with a GDI then making her ride her bike back to her campus residence hall. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
We have to call it "Inspiration" Week instead of Hell Week now since a pledge called the hazing hotline on us. TFM Phi Alpha Bro16 years ago
The 58" 3D TV that my parents bought me came with Croakies for the 3D glasses. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
If a GDI falls over in the woods (probably due to their amount of cargo) and no body is around to see, do they still suck? TFM Bearjew16 years ago