Won the Kappa Classic scramble this weekend.. Finished a half gallon of bourbon by the turn and still shot 6 under on the back. TFM SigBro15 years ago
Last night I met this girl and we exchanged numbers. I got a text from her 5 minutes later saying "DTF." It was way too easy so I decided to use a condom. My mother would be proud for once. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Spilled my Starbucks on my Burberry backpack today. I'll just buy a new one. Backpack that is. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Guy from nationals asked what was the last brotherhood activity we did as a house, told him last Thursday we did a poo dollar. TFM Edgar Allan Bro15 years ago
Got Dallas Cowboys season tickets because my dad is Jerry Jones' personal physician. TFM fratagonia15 years ago
No GDI, I'm not signed up for on campus interviewing. If I wanted to talk to a future employer I'd call my dad or one of his friends and make a tee time. TFM Anonymous15 years ago