Fuck slampieces, the Ryder Cup comes on at 2:30AM Friday Morning. I have pledges caddying my case of natty. TFM Tom Watson15 years ago
How many GDIs does it take to change a light bulb? Who cares, I already had a pledge take care of it. TFM Brosetta Stone15 years ago
Volunteered at a PGA tournament this week, and asked John Daly for a light, to rip my cig. TFM fratty15 years ago
Everything I eat was killed this week, everything I drink is older than I am. TFM Georgia Brodawgs15 years ago