The contents of my backpack include five different cans of dip, two packs of cigarettes, a lighter, a bottle of a fraterall, and a pack of gum. TpledgeM. BROkies15 years ago
"Job interview" tomorrow at Dad's firm, better bring a bottle of JW Blue. TFM Teddy Brosevelt15 years ago
Our cleaning lady even knows when a GDI is here, her response, "Kick their ass out or I will". TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Today, a GDI asked me why I wear Sperrys when I'm not on a boat. I asked him why he goes to college when it's inevitable he will be a failure. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
My hardest decision of the year will be deciding which pledges' land to hunt on opening day. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago