I accidentally hazed some mormons because they were dressed like our pledges. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Schemed my way through college. Took the most expensive LSAT prep classes. Got accepted into a prestigious law school. Only to find my future husband. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Told the Vegan GDI that we hunt animals and I eat ribeye everyday. Why? Because dad owns the slaughter house. TFM BroFromOldFlorida15 years ago
I've been watching bird hunting on Versus for thirty minutes now with my Catahoula Leopard, and he hasn't moved from point the whole time. TFM 185115 years ago
What's the worst thing about wearing cargos? ... Telling your parents you got blackballed. TFM Anonymous15 years ago