Slamnesia - forgetting your slampiece's name the morning after she got a one way ticket to pound town. TFM Poundtown Express15 years ago
I never realized how expensive cigarettes were until pledgeship. I don't even smoke. TPM Newboy15 years ago
My shorts are so short I piss thru my pant leg rather than unzipping the fly. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Wearing last night's shacker shirt to the library because you know you'll never see him there. TSM sorostitute15 years ago
Just explained the difference between drinking and "study beers" to a GDI. TFM fraticus maximus15 years ago