I may be wearing a Northface Denali due to weather, but my shorts are still shorter than yours. TFM The 5th15 years ago
House Mom brings Tylenol and special "hangover" food to your room after you missed lunch at 3 in the afternoon because you were partying with frat daddies after the crush party until 6 in the morning. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Some GDI asked me “Why would you join the military when you’ve been accepted into law schools?” I finished my bourbon and coke in a gulp and answered, “Because unlike YOUR president, I’m going to serve my country before I make critical decisions about their lives” TFM Anonymous15 years ago
The pledges are mopping the floor of the house this morning...with their tears. TFM. Fratimus Maximus15 years ago