The College Republican Party is on campus today. I got a College Republican koozie, a 6 pack of ping pong balls with the Elephant on them, and I'm getting an email about how to get my concealed weapons permit tomorrow. TFM. Breezy15 years ago
I would get a dress code violation at my private highschool for the shorts I wear now in college. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Brooke Hogan is at happy hour, but I'm not talking to her because she is fat and a GDI. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Watching fat people eat makes me want to throw up the carrot sticks I ate today. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Pledges in the yard pretending to be lawn gnomes as the homecoming parade goes by. TFM. Sherlock Brolmes15 years ago