My mom just called me freaking out because my little brother refuses to buy tennis shoes for gym class, he only wants Sperrys. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Drinking a budweiser with a vineyard vines coozie writing a paper thursday night. "write drunk; edit sober"- Ernest Hemingway. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Pledge didn't throw up his pledge-cicle (peanut butter covered with copenhagen on a stick), so I made him eat another one. TFM. Yessir15 years ago
People were protesting where I hunt with my Grandpop. They asked us how could we live with ourselves. He told them "lifes pretty easy when my over/under is worth more than your car." TFM IHSV185515 years ago