Dad parked illegally behind my sorority house on Dad's Day and I told him that would be like a $50 ticket, he replied with that's just like paying $50 for parking. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Still fitting into your prep school uniform...and looking like every boys teenage dream. TSM Anonymous16 years ago
While Scooby Doo & Shaggy were eating & Velma was failing at life; Fred and Daphne were definitely hooking up. Let's be real. TFM frat or die16 years ago
Having a pledge air band perform all night for all the sorostitutes at the house. TFM Bronanza16 years ago
While looking for my spitter some GDI stopped me and asked why I dipped. I asked him why his girlfriend was fat. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Hazing makes economic sense: trade 1 semester of slavery for 7 semesters of having slaves. But then, lack of economic sense is really a GDI problem. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago