I've never been to a career fair, if I wanted to meet with my future employer I'd go home for the weekend. TFM. Fratty Light16 years ago
Passed out in my slampieces bed and by the morning all my clothes had been washed and folded by her maid. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Not studying for your real estate class because you began buying and selling investment properties at 16. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
When a rushee walked into the frat castle tonight wearing cargo camo shorts, I made a suicide empty bowls of salad into his pockets while he wasn't looking. When the gdi finally noticed, the suicide was instructed to say, "You looked short on cargo." TFM slampiece slayer16 years ago
Switching from the Fratberry to the new Iphone because it's easier to do blow off of. TFM FratHard16 years ago