Believing your fraternity house is a place of campus asylum from the cops. TFM. The Sixth Year12 years ago
Your intramural injury getting you prescribed a 6-pack a day by your pre-med brother. TFM. Captain Cumback12 years ago
"It gets me from point A to point B," when asked about your fifty thousand dollar car. TFM. PorkroastJohnson12 years ago
Explaining that, despite your rapidly decaying physique, you still have "functional strength." TFM. BornProudRaisedProud189012 years ago