7 job offers. Had to hire a sophomore HR major slampiece as my "agent." I pay her with alcohol and sex. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Michael Vick hazed his pledges. Unfortunately, those liberals at PETA took offense. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Stopping for whataburger taquitos before I take her home for a night of fun.. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Kid said he had our ritual. He disappeared a week later and no one knows what happened to him. TFM. Billy Madison16 years ago