Getting into the bar that makes you remove hats and knives...with a visor on and a knife in plain sight. It must have been the brooks brothers that distracted them. TFM. Frattleist15 years ago
Caught a pledge staring at my slampiece, so I removed my custom country club vv belt and beat him with it. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Put a note in the suggestion box at the intramural office for new sports: "deep sea fishing" TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I originally didn't get a job because the lady interviewing me caught me staring at her tits. So I called my dad and now shes my secretary. Tfm. phrat star15 years ago