Had some slampieces at the backyard dock, one of them said "I bet its hard to dock that thing." (Refering to my 55' VIKING sportfishing boat). I said "I wouldn't know....the captain we hire does it for us." TFM Fratticus Finch15 years ago
Walked into the bar on $5 drown didn't pay and still got free beer, they didn't even let the gdi behind me in because he was quote "inappropiately dressed" TFM Bropenhagen straight15 years ago
Told this sorostitute I would help her move out if she gave me a bj, when I was done she went to the bathroom. I iced her and went to the range. TFM. Fratastic Voyage15 years ago