Just like in the movies, the "Coy Pond" is a real thing and there is a signal that you are about to become a GDI. Next time don't wear Target jeans to rush and send in a MySpace photo to Panhellenic. I look forward to making fun of you in the future. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
When I first moved in, I called my landlord to report beer stains on the floor, broken glass and probably a hole in the wall. My place is fine, I'm just planning ahead. TFM. Bronald Breagan15 years ago
My boss invited me to a dinner party at his house. I got drunk off his bourbon, then stole his painkillers. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Gave the guy at Jiffy Lube a case of Budweiser to pass the tint on my Frathoe during inspection. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Slampiece tried to make out with me after a bj. I told her I don't masturbate then lick my hand. TFM Anonymous15 years ago