My dad just spent 9K on my room and board for next year. He then thanked me for the airline miles. TFM. future fratdaddy15 years ago
Every employee at my country club not only knows my name, but also my parents member number. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Some GDI asked me if I recycled. I said, do I look like a fucking liberal? Throw that shit in the trash. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Just took a shot of Yukon Jack that someone bought for me at a stranger's birthday party with a fatass dip in my mouth. I finished mine first. TFM. Rocky Balbroa15 years ago