Woke up in a strange bedroom wearing only my cole haan's. The soristute next to me was wearing my phi delt shirt, costas, and my underwear. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Just witnessed a 79 year old alumnus turn to a pledge and go, "Shut the hell up, pledge." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My mother just gave me 2,000 to buy a ping-pong table, "So we can all play beer pong at the dinner party." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago