Some fatass GDI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I was wearing Sperry's. So I asked him "why do you have on nike's? It's not like you've been working out." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Chamillionaire performed in the back lot at the frat castle. Because we wouldn't let him inside. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Yeah, my carbon footprint is bigger than yours. And I'm damn proud of it. Fuck off liberals. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Parents bought me a three bedroom house. Just me in it. Could fratting get any easier? TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Woke up last night after a drunken binge and thought I lost the shades. Then I found them on the back of my neck, where they always are. TFM. brotesque15 years ago
When most kids were young they played cops and robbers, I played frat and GDI's. TFM. brotesque15 years ago