Told dad I was wanted to apply to the Clermont Club to gamble while abroad in London. He wired me a $5K gift and told me me to make a "wise investment." TFM. Broedipus Rex15 years ago
Brought some blue-eyed rushee home from the bar, told her she had to leave when we finished because the end of the bed was my dog's spot. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago