drinking bud heavy out of my koozie, at the cape house, and dressing the part. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Got whiskey drunk and backed my brand new Silverado into a wall on my 21st birthday. Its cool I just told my dad books were $1400 this semester to cover the damage. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I may have slampieces whenever I feel like it, but I still jerkoff so the maid has to clean up the tissues. TFM. Alex Brovechkin15 years ago
Blacked out on Sat night. Woke up Sun morning on a boat w/ the bros... caught a 6lb largemouth. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Tearing apart liberal information pamphlets in the faces of the GDI hippies that hand them out on campus. TFM. Chicagbro15 years ago