Some guy at the gym asked why I drive a BMW as my first car. I asked him why his license plate isn't GDI. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Told a girl at the bar she was adorable. She asked, "like a 5 year old?". I said, "No, I don't fuck 5 year olds.". She took my phone out of my hand and put her number in it immediately. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Infuriating liberals when I explain to them that my Dad's mineral rights and royalties pay for my tuition, dues, vacations, and country club membership. TFM. Big XII South15 years ago
Everytime I lost a tooth, the tooth fairy would Leave me a share of Berkshire Hathaway. TFM. Rajon Brondo15 years ago