My parents have always lived in gated communities to keep me away from the poor. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Starting everyday at my internship by taking a shit in the CEO's bathroom, sorry I prefer marble counter tops and access to a mini-fridge. Thanks dad. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Played "hazing" on Words With Friends against a GDI for 67 points to beat him. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Barely managing to sit in my Friday morning class when a GDI next to me says "You wreak of alcohol and cigarettes," I tell him he wreaks of poor social skills. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Not so sure if my dad will notice or care that I just bought a new set of Titleist AP2 at the club. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago