My younger brother owns a land rover, but he drives to high school in the golf cart just because he can. TFM Anonymous14 years ago
Went to my Fraternity’s National Convention, ended up missing opening ceremonies at noon because I was still throwing up in the bushes. TFM fratin hard14 years ago
I don't throw money at strippers, I build obstacle courses out of twenties for them to pick up... without their hands. TFM. Bro Montana14 years ago
thank god for flat-brimmed hats. how else could I spot a GDI from a long distance where his graphic tee is hidden from view. TFM Anonymous14 years ago