My oil internship consists of 4 hours of day trading and 4 hours of online craps/black jack. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Sorostitutes insist that I lock the door when were partying so they don't get brought up on standards.. Again. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
In my office building the revolving door has a sign that says "please use to conserve energy." So I purposefully use the other one. TFM. SFP15 years ago
Timeshares are for GDI's that want to feel wealthy. Three houses spanning two continents are for bros who know they're wealthy. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago