When I'm stuck in a GDI-dominated area, I remind myself how much better I am by getting onto totalfratmove.com via my phone Anonymous15 years ago
I tour the bars faster than a gdi riding his bicycle to an ultimate frisbee compitition. TMF. Stonewall Fratson15 years ago
Always have a worn out frat tee and some shorts in a predetermined spot in your quarters. There is nothing worse than waking up and having your slam piece walk out of your apartment wearing a polo or columbia. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Getting my Private Pilots License in order to get air-head from random sorostitute. TFM. fraticus maximus15 years ago
The phrase "it's a marathon not a sprint" means don't be a pussy and act like you can't handle drinking for 18 hours or I'll fucking cut you pledge. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago