Daddy just walked in, kissed me on top of my head, handed me a $100 bill and said "Happy Daughters Week" you'll get more tomorrow. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Lost my V-card to my sister's pledge sister on my 16th birthday in the back of my new tahoe.TFM Fraturday Afternoon15 years ago
Just got back to my law office internship after a 2 hour lunch break with a partner. Lunch consited of steak, 3 frat waters and 4 whiskey sours each. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I've spent the last hour reading this website. This is how I spend my time at the lucrative Chicago Board of Trade internship my father got me. It doesn't matter... I'll still be CEO within ten years. TFM. Chicagbro15 years ago
Girls ask me not to wear a condom so they can get part of Dad'd trust fund as well. TFM Anonymous15 years ago