Had a phone interview on a crowded-ass train while drinking a 16 oz PBR. Got the job. TFM Anonymous14 years ago
I don't accept my change from a cashier because I'm too rich for coins. I don't put them in the tip jar because I don't believe in handouts. In to the trash it goes. TFM. Fratlantis14 years ago
Some GDI came up to me in the gym parking lot and said "hey dude, your car lights are still on!"...Thanks dumbass. They turn off automatically. Welcome to the 21st century. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago