I just showed up at my dui/AA class with a bar stamp still on my hand from the night before. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Some GDI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I had my sunglasses around my neck at one in the morning. I told him because I drink til the fucking sun comes up. TFM. GDI H8R15 years ago
When I finish on a slampiece I make sure my frat cannon is aiming north. TFM. Jay Fratliff15 years ago