My dad's illegal alien workers asked if I wanted to go to lunch with them. I told them I don't eat anywhere that accepts food stamps. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Got pulled over in Lousiana. Cop pulled out the breathalyzer and told me to blow. I asked him what the legal limit was. He told me .08. I bet him on the over. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Ad on TFM: gambling on the British Open. Ad on mylifeisbro: University of Phoenix Online. TFM. Tom Watson15 years ago
Graduated in '09. Still wear frat Tee's. Sorry I'm not sorry, I still like to party. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago