After startin the mornin with j&d at 9 am, enjoying a nice 6 hour blackout, 2 sorority sisters and an 8 ball later, all i can say is welcome to the Grove. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Just brought my own personal mirror into the bars. How else am I gonna chop lines of blow in the bathroom. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
While wearing our PFG's, golf shorts, and sperrys at a fraternity conference, some northern member came up to us and asked "Do all of you dress like that in the south?" My friend's response, "God I sure hope so." TFM. SonOfTheSouth15 years ago
A GDI at work asked me if I've ever flown first class. I told him I don't fly commercial. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
The Gulf oil spill isn't so much of a disaster...at least my Exxon Mobil stocks have gone up. Time for a new boat. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago