Pledge semester, my pledge brother and I beat our pledgemasters in a skins game at Valhalla. Next morning we were forced to eat each other's shit for breakfast. Afterwards, we used our winnings to throw a "Golf pros, tennis hoes" mixer for the pledge class. TFM. Shooter McFrattin15 years ago
Let the cart girl blow a line with me at the course today. I made it to the 19th hole. TFM. FRATSTAR15 years ago
Dad pulled a lot of strings and got me a summer internship at his friends law firm. I turned it down and bought a boat instead. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I had to take my croakies off because they were getting in the way when I was trying to blow a line. TFM. brocaine15 years ago
Brought a summer slampeice home and laid pipe three times. Her walk of shame included my dad clapping over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago