Just got back from studying abroad, contracted 2 STDs, girl friend wasn't very happy about it TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Took turns diving into the trunk to blow rails before walking into the bar...at 11:30 am. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
You know your a frat master when you're blowing lines off the hood of an escalade dressed in Brooks Brothers. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I spent more money at the bar last night than your parents make in a week. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago