Taught my dog how to catch frisbees just to pick up slampieces. Not that it was hard in the first place. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
There was a Top Flite in the middle of the fairway. I stopped the cart long enough to shower it with Red Man. Pro-V or GTFO. TFM. john daly15 years ago
‎Some slampiece tried to be cute by saying to me "is that an ice in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?" The answer was both. After she finished the ice she stayed on her knees to suck me off. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Saw a GDI order a Vodka Cran...bought two shots of Woodford, one for me and threw the other in his face to mask the smell of gutter filth. TFM Frat Riley15 years ago
Dollar wells at this bar. Told the bartender, Jamison on the rocks. Looked at the GDI next to me and said, "because I can afford it". TFM Neil Fratrick Harris15 years ago