Pissed in the hallway at the house while pregaming, then made a pledge soak it up with a sponge. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
The only "brah" I know of is the one that was left by some Kappa in my room last night. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Woke up on the roof of my frat house with nothing but a dip in and a boner. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Got tired of the same sorostitutes on campus, so I ordered a Ukrainian chick online for my winter formal. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Passing GDIs at the self-service car wash on my way to full-service. Wash, wax, and detail.. don't miss the spluge stain on the windshield. TFM. Blackball Bill14 years ago