Woke up this morning with a hangover and a 16 year old in bed. I wrote it off as community service. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Had a JI try to ice me today. I punched him in the dick and laughed as he rolled on the ground. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I made out with my high school girlfriend. I told her that while it was nice in high school, she was now a fucking GDI and worthless. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Asked ODPhi (mexican "frat") to come to our Alamo mixer with ZETA. They tried to get in the party all night while we locked them outside and partied with the ladies yelling remember Goliad as we ripped lines. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My old man was hired as BP's defense lawyer for the "oil accident". Looks like I'm getting a 2011 Frathoe. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago