Went to a GDI bar on 6th, stole some douche's bottle service, chugged it, and bailed. TFM. Jerry14 years ago
Won a grand at the casino. Hit a strip club on the way back and woke up with nothing- TFM Jerry14 years ago
Slept with a middle eastern chick on the 4th. Slammed her like a true patriot. Take that Osama. TFM Anonymous14 years ago
Made first year brother get in the skiff after getting sea sick on my fathers hatty. Told him if he stopped singing the theme song to Gilligans Island we would cut him loose. Then we proceded to chip pro v 1's at him from the stern. TFM. Tripp14 years ago