Too drunk to get into a sorority function. Not too drunk to slam my date instead. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Won big on a long shot at the track. Turned around and spent all my winnings on Makers. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
While I was looking for a spitter before class, some GDI asked me why I always wear "golf shorts" to class. I kindly reminded him that, "No ones gotten a handjob in cargos since 'Nam.". TFM Anonymous15 years ago
The only thing bigger than my car is my yacht. The only thing bigger than my yacht is my estate. The only thing bigger than my estate is my trust fund. The only thing bigger than my trust fund is my dick. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago