Was arrested for intoxicated pedestrian in the roadway. Bitched out the GDI cop, then incited a riot in jail. Came out of my blackout in soliitary. TFM. Art Vandelay15 years ago
Pissed in my bed after drinking all day, woke up, found a slampiece and then smushed her in my piss filled bed. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Failed the drug test at a Fortune 500 internship that was setup by my Dad's bro only to get another one the next day that doesn't test. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago