Don't remember how much blow I did last night, but if catching a red eye to Vegas to pound a girl I met on chat roulette is any indicator, I better implement a buddy plan. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Driving home at 6am after a 24 hour bender and seeing GDIs jogging before their 8am class. Stimulant abuse is my cardio. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Put a cinder block in an empty PBR case and set it on the sidewalk. Drank fratwaters on the porch while some GDI kicked it and broke his foot. That'll teach him not to wear Birkenstocks. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Convinced a grade A that i'd go down on her if she went down on me first. After she swallowed I watched the rest of Tin Cup. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Bummed a pinch from a GDI in class. Looked at the can and then poured it on the floor. Grizzly Wintergreen is for poor people. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago