Slamberella was showing off her new boobs last night, I told her they are a perfect fit for her personality, and asked to see her stamp. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
All the whales have fled the Gulf of Mexico and are at the bar. Going on the offensive with only my one eyed spear and 17 jager bombs in my stomach. If you dont remember it, it didn't happen. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Drinking Makers and pre-gaming for the US Open. I'm doing this with 3 law firm CEO's who are fighting over which one I intern at first. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Had a dream last night about Animal House -- that the Omegas and Dean Wormer succeeded in removing the Deltas from campus... TFM. Fratatouille15 years ago
Made a pledge my taxi for the night. Threw up in his car. Rewarded him with a 32oz Ice. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago