Just played Soggy Biscuit, and by biscuit I mean a Kappa with Daddy issues. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Talked active chapter into a summer pledge class of 4 merely to have daily caddies for my fratsome. TFM. The Broman Empire15 years ago
Just iced the new intern at work today. 24oz of Raspberry Ice to the face. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Ran up an $85 bill at some slampiece's 21st. Her parent's picked up my tab. I picked up her best friend. TFM. Chris15 years ago
William Holden once black balled his chapter's entire pledge class. Why? Because he's #TFTC (too frat to care). TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Tomorrow, Dad and I leave for our annual safari hunting trip in Africa. He pays hundreds of thousands of dollars for me to blast one of every species in the region. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago