Told a brother to yell dollar menu items while banging this slut he met 5 minutes earlier. He did and she loved it. TFM. fratty15 years ago
Every time I find out a hot girl is Liberal, a little part of me dies. TFM. Brohemian Rhapsody15 years ago
First to the office, last to leave. Grinding hard, even though my trust fund pays twice my salary. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Got up this morning and random was still drooling in my bed; I threw her clothes out the window, grabbed my clubs and headed to the links. God I love Sunday's. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago