Decided to head into Cancun's harbor and moor for the evening. Fat Tuesday's and randoms. Cap'n "Ron" is hooking up some "Entourage" caliber blow. Trolling for Marlin and Yellow fin Sunday as we head around the Horne towards the island of Cozumel. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Stole a keg from some GDI house party . We threw it in the lake because kegs are for GDIs. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
80's mixer tonight. Middle aged cover band woke me up with a key bump. So much for Air Force Officer lie detector test next week. Sorry Dad. Guess it's law school. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Huge report due Monday. Spent the entire week surfing the web and owning happy hours. Currently trying to buy adderall through Craigs List. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Pledge's random passed out and I ordered him to search her purse; he found a full bottle of addy's. Score. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Drunk sea mammal is cock-blocking her hot friend, so I took a handful of bar pretzels and threw them on the floor in front of her. That ought to keep her busy a while. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago