I got a D DUB in Louisiana. I told the judge that I want to be tried by a jury of my peers.. rich white kids who don't give a fuck. TFM. (Credit to @BPglobalPR for punchline) Blackball Bill14 years ago
To drunk to make it to her bathroom, so I rolled over to the edge of her bed and saved us both the shame of wondering who pissed the bed. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Alright, skank bait has been thrown out. The best hip hop mix known to man is bassing in the main room. Time to get X-rated. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
A sick lax pinnie, khaki shorts, and sperrys is my required work from home dress code. TFM The Brofessor14 years ago
If drinking was an Olympic Game ..I would have a Gold for Last Night in the "Make a Potent Drink And Puke In a Pledges Car" Category. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago