Making an around the back shot into the final cup during pong. At our rival university. I win at beer pong and life. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Put Plan B in my expense report and labeled it as "presentation materials." TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
GDI: "What are y'all playing?" Me: "Bocce ball." GDI: "Oh cool." Me: "Yeah, it is. Now get off our lawn." TFM. The General14 years ago
The walk of shame is less humiliating during the summer. The moral hangover is equally intense. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
I got my wisdom teeth taken out and I've been on painkillers for the past week. I'm thinking about starting my housewife pill habit early. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago